So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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