The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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