I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
