nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
third nipple confirmed
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I need water and some morals
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