Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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