This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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