i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Bring me that man meat
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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