I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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