You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
ok first of all what the fuck
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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