But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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