My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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