have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i think i just lost a toe
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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