nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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