Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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