My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i think my cat just said my name.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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