Already got asked if we're dating
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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