You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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