Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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