Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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