it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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