We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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