People with herpes should wear stickers.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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