hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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