We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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