scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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