I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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