You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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