there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
