Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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