I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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