Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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