Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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