I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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