just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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