Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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