I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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