dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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