He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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