what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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