I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if only i could text you this smell
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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