Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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