Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
