hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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