I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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