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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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