I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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