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what?
penguin condom
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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