Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Randomize
