I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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