So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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