Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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