I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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