It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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