It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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