Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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