Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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